That Would Be So Nice

Thursday, December 3, 2009

10:09 AM - ♥ 300th post ♥

How do you pronounce 300th? Try it. Three-hundred-thhhhhh.

This calls for a special post dedicated to ME. Hee hee.

There are so many songs written with girls' names in it. But I've never known one song with my name in it. I was soooo jealous of those girls like 'Sarah' and 'Delilah' and 'Roxanne'!

Not anymore.

Adeline sent me the song "Geraldine" by Scottish rock band Glasvegas that came out in 2008. Naturally, I've fallen in love with it.

When your sparkle evades your soul
I'll be at your side to console
When your standing on the window ledge
I'll talk you back from the edge
I will turn your tide
Be your shepherd and your guide
When your lost in the deep and darkest place around
May my words walk you home safe and sound

When you say that I'm no good and you feel like walking
I need to make sure you know thats just the Prescription talking
When your feet decide to walk you on the wayward side
Up upon the stairs and down the downward slide
I will, I will turn your tide
Do all that I can to heal you inside
I'll be the angel on your shoulder
My name is Geraldine, I'm your social worker

I see you need me
I know you do

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That would be so nice.

8:12 AM - ♥ Never underestimate gut feelings ♥

I've NEVER liked Tiger Woods. My Dad was a huge fan of his, but I just. didn't. like. him.

There was just something about that guy that wasn't right. I could never really explain it.

But whatever it was, it wasn't a good feeling about him.

And whaddya know. I'M RIGHT! I'm right I'm right I'm right.

What he did was just plain, filthy disgusting.

And the same goes for that cocktail waitress too. Grubbs or whatever. She should have known better than to have an affair with a married man.

Ugh, it sickens me to the stomach whenever I hear of an extra-marital affair. There's no true love in such affairs. Only lust. So those third parties should just wake up their ideas.

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That would be so nice.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

3:36 AM - ♥ The D word ♥

Hollywood, what is up with you?

Cuz... I don't really see the difference between the two pictures below?

One got aired (a million gazillion times, if I might add), and the other one got ultra-censored.

1) Stop being so homophobic.

2) And stop D.I.S.C.R.I.M.I.N.A.T.I.N.G.

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That would be so nice.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

3:44 AM - ♥ OMGGGG SOMEONE FAN ME!! ♥

gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous!!!

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That would be so nice.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

11:50 PM - ♥ A lesson from Bridget Jones ♥

Shall not be fooled by Daniel Cleaver. Shall not be fooled by Daniel Cleaver. Shall not be fooled by Daniel Cleaver.

No matter what he says, I say no, no, no.

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That would be so nice.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

5:12 AM - ♥ When G gets Bored ♥

really, really bored.

Sigh, essays.

I'm going to Quebec City in December!

Anyone wants to spend next Valentine's Day in Cancun, Mexico avec moi?

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That would be so nice.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

1:51 PM - ♥ I love PJs ♥

I bought my first set of La Senza PJs and I'm addicted!

A 10 on comfort, and an absolute 10 on gorgeousness!! Every girl should own at least 1 set of La Senza PJs.

Because you're worth it.

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That would be so nice.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

6:08 AM - ♥ Man I Feel like a Woman ♥

Hi everyone.

I think I'm a man.

This afternoon, I was watching the Dr Oz show (omg how I love him). The topic of testosterone and estrogen levels was being discussed.

So Dr Oz brought a man and woman up onto the stage. He said, "There's a very simple test to find out the testosterone and estrogen levels in your body. Show me your hands."

The man's ring finger (the 4th finger) was much longer than his index finger (the 2nd finger).

The woman's ring finger was equally as long as her index finger.

Dr Oz said, "The testosterone and estrogen levels in your body affects the relative length of your ring and index fingers to each other."

Apparently, higher testosterone levels makes the ring finger much longer than the index finger, so most males have shorter index fingers.

Lower testosterone levels and higher estrogen levels makes the ring finger shorter, or of the same length, as the index finger, so most females have ring fingers shorter or as long as the index finger.

So, I eagerly stretched my hand out in front of me.

Take a look everyone.

My index finger is almost A HALF FINGERNAIL shorter than my ring finger. That's a 0.5 cm difference.

So I guess that explains the balls.

HAHAHHAHA. justtttt kidding.

HELLO MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE WAY OFF THE CHARTS.

But seriously, that actually explains a lot of things. Sure, I'm extremely girly in that I LOVE fashion, I love shoes, I love the colour purple and pink, I like being feminine, I love cooking and design shows, and everything that girls love.

However, I think A LOT like a guy. And I can parallel park on a winding uphill slope with ZERO PROBLEMS.

BUT. Here comes the bad news.

Apparently, women with the male pattern of length ratio are more likely to develop knee arthritis.

Er, WHAT'S THE LINK THERE? I've been drinking 2 cups of milk EVERYDAY since I was a baby, and yes I'm still drinking 2 cups of milk everyday. I do NOT think I'm going to get knee arthritis or I'll be the first to prove that drinking milk doesn't help in bone development and sustenance.

I should be doing an 8000-word essay on this topic instead!

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That would be so nice.